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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 62

Friedrich Nietzsche

Every man has his price. This is not true. But for every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. To win over certain people to something, it is only necessary to give it a gloss of love of humanity, nobility, gentleness, self-sacrifice - and there is nothing you cannot get them to swallow. To their souls, these are the icing, the tidbit; other kinds of souls have others.


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Publilius Syrus

While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.


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Bob Marley

Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Never give up the fight.


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Cicero

No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject.


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Anna James

The true purpose of education is to cherish and unfold the seed of immortality already sown within us to develop, to their fullest extent, the capacities of every kind with which the God who made us has endowed us.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Let us, then, be up and doing, with a heart for any fate Still achieving, still pursuing, learn to labor and to wait.


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Henry David Thoreau, "Walden"

Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.


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Paul Valery

God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more keenly.


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James Barrie

We are all failures--at least, the best of us are.


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William Butler Yeats, The Celtic Twilight, Introduction

Have not all races had their first unity from a mythology that marries them to rock and hill?


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John Stuart Mill

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.


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Honore de Balzac

I am a galley slave to pen and ink.



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