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Michael J. Gelb
Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
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G. K. Chesterton
My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober.
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Mignon McLaughlin
It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.
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Mies van der Rohe
God is in the details.
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Kahlil Gibran
The bird has an honor that man does not have. Man lives in the traps of his abdicated laws and traditions but the birds live according to the natural law of God who causes the earth to turn around the sun.
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Aeschylus
The meaning I picked, the one that changed my life Overcome fear, behold wonder.
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(St. Luke 2:1)
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.
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Jose Marie Gil Robles, speech in Madrid, 1933
An honest election, under democracy, is an act of innocence which does not take place more than once in the history of a given nation.
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Henrik Ibsen, "The Master builder", 1892, act 3
Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in. And so easy to build, too.
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Barbra Streisand
You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
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Anthony Burgess
Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets.
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Malcom Forbes
Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.
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