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Chinese Proverb
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
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Bible, John 8:32
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Havelock Ellis
It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
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W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Kin Hubbard
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Sandy Farquhar
We all grew up in spite of our parents. I trust our children will do likewise.
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Irving
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
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Assyrian Proverb
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'
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Honore\' de Balzac
I believe in the incomprehensibility of God.
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Henry S. Haskins
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
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David McCord
I want to know not his earning power but his yearning power.
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