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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 67
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H.L. Mencken
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
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Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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Matthew Arnold
Whoever sets himself to see things as they are will find himself one of a very small circle but it is only by this small circle resolutely doing its own work that adequate ideas will ever get current at all.
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Richard Bach
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.
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George Bernard Shaw
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Margaret Lee Runbeck
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
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Jerry Coleman
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
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Vernon Howard
Quit thinking that you must halt before the barrier of inner negativity. You need not. You can crash through...whatever we see a negative state, that is where we can destroy it.
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Charles Monroe Schultz
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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Isadora Duncan, The Sensational Life of Isadora Duncan
No flower of art ever fully blossomed save it was nourished by tears of agony.
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William Jefferson Clinton
You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the minimum wage to come up for a vote made more money during last year's one-month government shutdown than a minimum wage worker makes in an entire year.
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