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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 49
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Robert Kennedy
What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause, but what they say about their opponents.
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Michael Marino
Friends are not the people you meet at the top they are the people who were with you at the bottom.
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Aeschylus
In war, truth is the first casualty.
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E. D. Hulse
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Imitation is suicide.
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Henry Miller
A man of good will with a little effort and belief in his own powers can enjoy a deep, tranquil, rich life -- provided he go his own way. He need not and should not think of making a good living, but rather of creating a good life for himself. To live one's own life is still the best way of life, always was, and always will be.
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Agatha Christie
I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
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Chinese Proverb
Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns measureless to man,And sank the tumult to a lifeless oceanAnd 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from farAncestral voices prophesying war
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Charles Dickens
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
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Lillian Hellman
Nothing you write, if you hope to be good, will ever come out as you first hoped.
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Larry Niven
The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.
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