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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 61

Henry David Thoreau

To reget deeply is to live afresh.


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Anne Frank

I have often been downcast, but never in despair I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments.


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Aristotle

One swallow does not make a summer.


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Robertson Davies

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight.


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Henry Anatole Grunwald

Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures.


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Euripides

The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.


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Henry David Thoreau

The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. It is an intelligence about language.


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Alan Saporta

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.


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Chuang-tzu

Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.


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Author Unknown

When thoughts fails of words, they find imagination waiting at their elbow to teach a new language without words.


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H. Jackson Browne

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.


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Stella Terrill Mann

Every time we say, Let there be in any form, something happens.



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