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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 89
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Charles F. Kettering
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
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Andrew W. Mathis
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
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William Shakespeare, Sonnet CXVI
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.
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Unknown
The difficulties we experience Always illuminate the lessons we need most.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong.
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Joseph Addison
Self discipline is that which, next to virtue, truly and essentially raises one man above another.
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Douglas Noel Adams
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news
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Charles Dudley Warner
The wise man does not permit himself to set up even in his own mind any comparisons of his friends. His friendship is capable of going to extremes with many people, evoked as it is by many qualities.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
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Chinese Proverb
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
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Igor Stravinsky
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
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Titus Livius
Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.
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