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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 27
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Japanese Proverb
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don't insult them.
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Emerson
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around you own.
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Grace Spear
The more we give of anything, the more we shall get back.
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Vince Lombardi
Leaders aren't born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal.
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Arthur C. Clarke
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
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Adam Smith
The difference of natural talents in different men is, in reality, much less than we are aware of; and the very different genius which appears to distinguish men of different professions, when grown up to maturity, is not upon many occasions so much the cause as the effect of the division of labour. The difference between the most dissimilar characters, between a philosopher and a common street porter, for example, seems to arise not so much from nature as from habit, custom, and education. When they came into the world, and for the first six or eight years of their existence, they were perhaps very much alike, and neither their parents nor playfellows could perceive any remarkable difference...
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German proverb
Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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General Robert E. Lee
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less.
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Clive Staples Lewis
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us.
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Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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William Hazlitt
There is nothing more likely to drive a person mad than...an obstinate, constitutional preference of the true to the agreeable.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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