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Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 26
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Albert Einstein
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
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Epicurus
The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.
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Harvey Fierstein
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life define yourself.
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Sir Harold George Nicolson
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals others by their acts.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are planning for today will not exist in this form tomorrow.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Repentance is another name for aspiration.
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Heinrich Heine
It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so much that is good and beautiful on earth, to ask the Lord for immortality in addition to all.
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General Douglas MacArthur
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
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Albert Camus
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.
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Tryon Edwards
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, I did not come to comfort you God only can do that but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in your affliction.
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Author Unknown
Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough.
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Dwight David Eisenhower
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
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