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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 69
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William Jennings Bryan
Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights American civilization will teach him to respect the rights of others.
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Elain Heffner, O Magazine, May 2003
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
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Edmund Burke
You can never plan the future by the past.
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Steven Weinberg
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
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Nikita Khrushchev, remark at the Polish embasy in Moscow, Nov. 18, 1956
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.
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Woody Allen, Without Feathers
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
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Anatole France
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
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Warren Bennis
What makes a good follower The single most important characteristic may well be a willingness to tell the truth. In a world of growing complexity leaders are increasingly dependent on their subordinates for good information, whether the leaders want to hear it or not. Followers who tell the truth and leaders who listen to it are an unbeatable combination.
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Old Muslim Proverb
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
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Alexander Hodge
Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition.
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Jason Mraz
In case you never noticed, the path you never chose has chosen you.
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