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Euripides
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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Maria Montessori
Discipline must come through liberty. . . . We do not consider an individual disciplined only when he has been rendered as artificially silent as a mute and as immovable as a paralytic. He is an individual annihilated, not disciplined.
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Gore Vidal
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
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Danish proverb
He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
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Eloise Salholz
To Tennessee Williams, children were 'no-neck monsters,' while William Wordsworth apotheosized the newborn infant as a 'Mighty Prophet Seer Blest' Most adults know the truth is somewhere in between.
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William Ralph Inge
We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.
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Cleobulus
Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
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R. W. Emerson
Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm.
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John L. Motley
Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.
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Bible, Psalm 27:1 NLT
The Lord is my light and my salvation - so why should I be afraid.
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Malcolm X
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
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George Jean Nathan
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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