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Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 11
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Thomas Jefferson
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it we respect that of others, without fearing it.
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D. H. Lawrence, Women in Love
There are three cures for ennui: sleep, drink and travel.
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David P. Mikkelson, snopes.com, February 25, 2000
Authenticity matters little, though--our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression of concepts we want to believe than upon their plausibility.
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John Greenleaf Whittier
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, It might have been!
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W. H. Auden
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
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Patrice Gifford
It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the fragrance of those now flowering.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
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Jane Austen
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves.
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Cornelius Stam
Paul was to know and proclaim God's will, His purpose, in view of Israel's rejection of christ. Had god been taken by surprise in the crucifixion of Christ Would He now be forced to resort to some makeshift arrangement No, for the crucifixion was all part of--indeed, the central part of, His secret, eternal plan, now revealed to Paul.
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Richard M. DeVos
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, Here comes number seventy-one!
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Cicero
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
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Jesse Louis Jackson
I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best against the odds. As I develop and serve, be patient. God is not finished with me yet.
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