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Samuel Goldwyn
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
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Lewis Thomas
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
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Jalal ud-Din Rumi
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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Thomas Babington Macaulay
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
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Japanese Proverb
Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.
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Julia Child
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living in a vacuum sucks.
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Mark Twain
The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
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Abraham Lincoln
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
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American Proverb
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
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Carl Jung
Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.
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Baltasar Gracian
He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold.
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