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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 87
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Homer
The single best augury is to fight for one's country.
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Alfred Adler
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else.
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George Eliot
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
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James Clarke
A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman of the next generation.
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John Dryden
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
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Kenneth Chang
A market is the combined behavior of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation and whim.
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Pyrrhus
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
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Buddha
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
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R. D. Laing
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
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George Bernard Shaw, "Metamagical Themas" by Douglas Hofstadter
You see things, and you say Why? But I dream things that never were, and say Why not?
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Clifton Fadiman
A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless with his paragraphs.
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Aristotle
Law is order, and good law is good order.
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