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Quentin Crisp
Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery Phooey You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say 'Phooey,' too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed.
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Annie Sullivan
Love is something like the clouds that were in the sky, Before the sun came out. You cannot touch the clouds, you know but you feel the rain and know How glad the flowers and the thirsty earth are to have it after a hot day. You cannot touch love either, But you feel the sweetness that it pours into everything.
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Jalal ud-Din Rumi
I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose an animal. I died an animal and I was man. Why should I fear When was I less by dying
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Sir Winston Churchill
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hillswe shall never surrender.
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La Rochefoucauld
Constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively to each of the lover's qualities, giving preference now to one, now to another.
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Jonathan Swift
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so much as take warning
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
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Socrates, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
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Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
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Gail
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Warren Bennis
The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment.
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Henry G. Strauss
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.
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