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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 7
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Groucho Marx
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Winifred Holtby, O Magazine, September 2002
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
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Carl R. Rogers
What I am is good enough if I could only be it openly.
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Anon.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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Carl Sandburg
I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair ahead of us, I see America in the crimson light of a rising sun fresh from the burning, creative hand of God. I see great days ahead, great days possible to men and women of will and vision.
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Mary Daly
It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.
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Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller
There is no such thing as chance and what seem to us merest accident springs from the deepest source of destiny.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Quoting the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Bruce Barton
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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Abraham Lincoln
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
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Sir Winston Churchill, speech in the House of Commons, July 14, 1940
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others.
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