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Thomas Jefferson, Resolutions, 1803
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.
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Eddie Myers
Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when we are in communion with minds of the same thoughts.
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Al Capone
Vote early and vote often.
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Deane Jordan
Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money.
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Eric Hoffer
One might equate growing up with a mistrust of words. A mature person trusts his eyes more than his ears. Irrationality often manifests itself in upholding the word against the evidence of the eyes. Children, savages and true believers remember far less what they have seen than what they have heard.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing what to do.
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Ettiene De Grellet
I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
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Mark Twain
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
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Lawana Blackwell
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
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T. S. Eliot, The Rock
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?
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Socrates
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure.
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