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Erica Jong
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.
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Jackie Robinson
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.
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Assyrian Proverb
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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Aeschylus
The wisest of the wise may err.
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Albert Camus
It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
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Vernon Howard
Your central self is totally untouched By grief, confusion, desperation.
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Halford E. Luccock
Many years ago Rudyard Kipling gave an address at McGill University in Montreal. He said one striking thing which deserves to be remembered. Warning the students against an over-concern for money, or position, or glory, he said: Some day you will meet a man who cares for none of these things. Then you will know how poor you are.
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Gerald
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other people's values.
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Cary Grant
I improve on misquotation.
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Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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Richard Bach
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but that mark of a fake messiah.
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