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Euripides
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.
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John S. Coleman
The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.
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William Golding
Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice, at least, that Americans ought to view with sympathy. For they appear to be the only people who share it with us. I mean our worship of the antique. I do not refer to beauty or even historical association. I refer to age, to a quantity of years.
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Vince Lombardi
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
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Alfred North Whitehead
Nature gets credit which should in truth be reserved for ourselves: the rose for its scent, the nightingale for its song; and the sun for its radiance. The poets are entirely mistaken. They should address their lyrics to themselves and should turn them into odes of self congratulation on the excellence of the human mind.
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Virgil
Look with favour upon a bold beginning.
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Henry Kissinger
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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Anonymous
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one... ME!!!
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Max L. Forman
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
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William Shakespeare
And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.
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E. M. Forster
We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
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