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Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 48
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George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
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Ty-Grace Atkinson
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
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Phillips Brooks
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
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George Bernard Shaw
All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently the first condition of progress is the removal of censorships.
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Steve Droke
Knowledge is power and enthusiasm pulls the switch.
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Marcus Garvey
If you have no confidence in self you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence you have won even before you started.
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Joseph Brodsky
No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly.
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Bible
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
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C. C. Colton
How small a portion of our life it is that we really enjoy! In youth we are looking forward to things that are to come; in old age we are looking backward to things that are gone past; in manhood, although we appear indeed to be more occupied in things that are present, yet even that is too often absorbed in vague determinations to be vastly happy on some future day when we have time.
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Albert Einstein
Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty.
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Kahlil Gibran
You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the fort, it was more than that. It was a flag of surrender. And after that, it was torn up and used for shoe-shine rags, so the men would look nice for the surrender.
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