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Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 56
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Giuseppe Mazzini
Music is the harmonious voice of creation an echo of the invisible world.
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Kahlil Gibran
Our worst fault is our preoccupation with the faults of others.
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Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought.
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Seneca
What difference does it make how much you have What you do not have amounts to much more.
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Mary Hemingway
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.
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Henry David Thoreau
I stand in awe of my body.
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Stephen Jay Gould
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
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Tibetan Doctrine
The greatest wealth consisteth in being charitable, And the greatest happiness in having tranquility of mind. Experience is the most beautiful adornment And the best comrade is one that hath no desire.
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Duke Ellington
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
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Hugh Prather
Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes and I am left the same. The more things change the more I am the same. I am what I started with, and when it is all over I will be all that is left of me.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
One who condones evils is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
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