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Lewis S Feuer
Wherever a set of alternative possible routes toward achieving a given end presents itself, a student movement will tend to choose the one which involves a higher measure of violence or humiliation directed against the older generation.
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Charles Ives
Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
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George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
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Victor Borges
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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Dale Carnegie
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
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John MacNaughton
Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself.
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Elizabeth Warnock Fernea
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
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Benjamin Franklin
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence.
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Euripides
You were a stranger to sorrow therefore Fate has cursed you.
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William Shakespeare, "King Henry VI Part III", Act 2 scene 1
And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered oak.
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