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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 57
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Larry Wall
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.
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Ian Shoales
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn....
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W. Somerset Maugham
I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
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Alfred Victor Vigny
Fainthearted animals move about in herds. The lion walks alone in the desert. Let the poet always walk thus.
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Charles Roberts Buxton
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
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Albert E. Wiggam
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.
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Author Unknown
Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
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William Hazlitt
If we wish to know the force of human genius we should read Shakespeare. If we wish to see the insignificance of human learning we may study his commentators.
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Albert Einstein
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him if stronger, spare thyself.
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Seneca
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
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Kahlil Gibran
Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people.
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