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FBI agent on why it was difficult to negotiate with David Koresh
After all, he thought he was God.
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Holly Lisle
I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.
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Learned Hand
I often wonder whether we do not rest our hopes too much upon constitutions, upon laws and upon courts. These are false hopes believe me, these are false hopes. Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it...
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Thomas Carlyle
A vein of poetry exists in the hearts of all men.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Fanatic. One who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
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Samuel Butler
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
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Homer
We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.
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Ayn Rand, From the article "Art and Sense of Life" in The Romantic Manifesto
An artist does not fake reality--he *stylizes* it.
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Stanislaus J. Lec
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
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Albert Einstein
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
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William Wordsworth, The World is Too Much With Us
The world is too much with us; late and soon, Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
The world is the sum-total of our vital possibilities.
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