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Henry J. Tillman
Oregano is the spice of life.
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John Selden
No man is wiser for his learning, wit and wisdom are born with a man.
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Charles Darwin
The fact of evolution is the backbone of biology, and biology is thus in the peculiar position of being a science founded on an improved theory, is it then a science or faith?
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Elizabeth Stuart Phelps
What an immense power over the life is the power of possessing distinct aims. The voice, the dress, the look, the very motions of a person, define and alter when he or she begins to live for a reason.
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Henry David Thoreau
I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the good and the braver every in a majority
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Sir Francis Darwin, Eugenics Review, April 1914
In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.
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Mark Twain
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
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Andre Bernard Buruch
I was the son of an immigrant. I experienced bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, even as so many of you have. Instead of allowing these thing to embitter me, I took them as spurs to more strenuous effort.
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Josef von Sternberg
The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
We can spend our whole lives underachieving.
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Unknown
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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Samuel Taliaferro Rayburn
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
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