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Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 58
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Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People, 1882
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
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Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Yiddish Proverb
A person should want to live, if only out of curiosity.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
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Jerry Seinfeld
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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John Irving
To each other, we were as normal and nice as the smell of bread. We were just a family. In a family even exaggerations make perfect sense.
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William Nevins
It is one of the worst of errors to suppose that there is any path for safety except that of duty.
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Bette Midler
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Harry S Truman
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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Helen Keller
Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
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John Henry Cardinal Newman
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.
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