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Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 66
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Germaine Greer
Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life.
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William M. Holden
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
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Juvenal
Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
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Pearl Bailey
Sometimes I would rather that people take away years from my life Than take away a moment.
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Franklin P. Adams
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
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Bill Clinton, 2004 democratic convention speech
Strength and wisdom are not opposing values.
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Marquis de Vauvenargues
Hatred of dishonesty generally arises from fear of being deceived.
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Author Unknown
One look around us ought to show that all our arbitrary measures and bounds have been clamped on us by mankind.
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Robert Southey
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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W. Somerset Maugham
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Carlos Fuentes
What the United States does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is understand others.
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