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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 22
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Milton Friedman
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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Unknown
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace where there is hatred, let me sow love where there is injury, pardon where there is doubt, faith where there is despair, hope where there is darkness, light and where there is sadness, joy.
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George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight dark.
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M. C. Escher
What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Quod est ante pedes nemo spectat: coeli scrutantur plagas. (No one sees what is before his feet: we all gaze at the stars.)
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Albert Einstein
True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.
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Herman Melville
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.
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William Shakespeare
If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.
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Abraham Maslow
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks like a nail.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The most exhausting thing you can do is to be inauthentic.
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Mary Schmich
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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Cicero, De Amicitia
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
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