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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 79
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Voltaire
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Lloyd Douglas
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it ... makes him landlord to a ghost.
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Andrew Klaven
Sometimes the world seemed to come with subtitles, like a foreign film. So help her, sometimes people's hidden motives, their lies, their rationalizations, were so pitifully apparent that Sophia felt she could just sit and read them.
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Mary Renault
It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.
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Confucius Analects
To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage.
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Ralph Nader
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.
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Shakti Gawain
I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Will to Power"
The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!
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Martha Grimes, from Hotel Paradise, a novel
Silence is a way of saying: we do not have to entertain each other; we are okay as we are.
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Sir Francis Bacon
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
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Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
We mortals with immortal minds are only born for sufferings and joys, and one could almost say that the most excellent receive joy through sufferings.
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