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Very Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 10
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Appianus
The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
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Alessandro Pronzato
The best way not to have people in your way is to let them into your heart.
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Horace
In the midst of hopes and cares, of apprehensions and of disquietude, regard every day that dawns upon you as if it was to be your last then super-added hours, to the enjoyment of which you had not looked forward, will prove an acceptable boon.
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Danny DeVito
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on to someone who won't stay And how do you get rid of someone who won't go
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Frank A. Clark
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
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Frank Herbert
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
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Lord Chesterfield
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
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Henry Adams
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence--beginning with one's own.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
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Dorothea Lange
The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.
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Thomas Wolfe
Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America -- that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
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Doug Casey, Investment guru; author of "Crisis Investing"
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
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