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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 6

Tupac Amaru Shakur

The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.


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Theodore Parker

The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.


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W. B. Yeats

Let the minor genius go his light way and enjoy his life - the great nature cannot so live, he is never really in holiday mood, even though he often plucks flowers by the wayside and ties them into knots and garlands like little children and lays out on a sunny morning.


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Akhenaton

True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not he knoweth all things but his own ignorance.


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Arnold Glasgow

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.


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Mary Pickford

If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.


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Benjamin Franklin

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade


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Robert Louis Stevenson

The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might;
to eat with apple tart.


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Dee W. Hock

We are at that very point in time when a 400-year-old age is dying and another is struggling to be born - a shifting of culture, science, society and institutions enormously greater than the world has ever experienced. Ahead, the possibility of regeneration of individuality, liberty, community and ethics such as the world has never known, and a harmony with nature, with one another and with the divine intelligence such as the world has always dreamed.


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Miguel de Cervantes

All is not gold that glitters.


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Proverb

How many angels are there One - who transforms our live - is plenty.


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William Powell

Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.



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