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Anonymous
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
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Thomas H. Huxley
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
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Seneca
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has never known sorrow, is to be ignorant of one half of nature.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.
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Joseph Addison
The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for.
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James Thurber
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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William H. Borah
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
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Philip G. Hamerton, "The Intellectual Life"
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
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Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
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Francis Bacon
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
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Shirley Mount Hufstedler
If you play it safe in life you've decided that you don't want to grow any more.
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Publilius Syrus
No one knows what he can do till he tries.
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