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Horace
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who knows how to use with wisdom the blessings of the gods, to endure hard poverty, and who fears dishonor worse than death, and is not afraid to die for cherished friends or fatherland.
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Albert Einstein
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily based on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts of justice and police.
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Otto von Bismarck
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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Ken Jr. Keyes
To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
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Sue Patton Thoele, The Courage To Be Yourself Journal
At the center of each human heart is goodness, layered over with hurt, confusion, and mistaken ideas. Our task is to gently peel off layer after layer until the unfettered heart can shed its love upon the world.
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Marquis de Vauvenargues
It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its soverign law is subordination and dependence.
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Natalie Goldberg
Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Ours not to reason why Ours but to do and die.
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Albert Einstein
The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life.
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Danish proverb
He who would leap high must take a long run.
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Dorothy Parker
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
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Johnson
Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore, it is the poets that preserve the languages; for we would not be at the trouble to learn a language if we could have all that is written in it just as well in a translation. But as the beauties of poetry cannot be preserved in any language except that in which it was originally written, we learn the language.
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