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Gerald W. Johnston
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
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John B. Gough
What is a minority The chosen heroes of this earth have been in a minority. There is not a social, political, or religious privilege that you enjoy today that was not bought for you by the blood and tears and patient suffering of the minority. It is the minority that have stood in the van of every moral conflict, and achieved all that is noble in the history of the world.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
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Pablo Casals
The capacity to care is what gives life its most deepest significance.
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George Eliot
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
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Jack Nicklaus
Focus on remedies, not faults.
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Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
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Henry Kissinger
The Vietnam War required us to emphasize the national interest rather than abstract principles. ... What President Nixon and I tried to do was unnatural. And that is why we didn't make it.
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Anon.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
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Confucius
If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
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