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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 19
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Beware of dissipating your powers strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891, preface
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
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Anais Nin
I walk ahead of myself in perpetual expectancy of miracles.
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African Proverb
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 5 scene 1
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
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J. K. Rowling
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
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La Fontaine
Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances.
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Proverbs 1417a Bible
He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly...
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James Barrett Scotty Reston
An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the past.
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Deane Jordan
The Statue of Liberty is not that monument's name. It is Liberty Enlightening the World.
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Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Vincent Van Gogh
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
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