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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The glory of friendship is not the outstreched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him.
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Author Unknown
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
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William Penn
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and bad.
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Seneca
The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is acknowledged it's the intention, not the face-value of the gift, that's weighed.
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Belle Livingstone
I looked always outside of myself to see what I could make the world give me instead of looking within myself to see what was there.
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Claude Levi-Strauss
The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions.
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Aesop
Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit and it is but common prudence to see our way out before we venture in.
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George Eliot
What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other?
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Jimmy Carter
War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
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Orison Swett Marden
If you do not feel yourself growing in your work and your life broadening and deepening, if your task is not a perpetual tonic to you, you have not found your place.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 2 scene 2
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
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Herbert Rappaport
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
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