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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 32

Rabbi David Wolpe

Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but the conviction that there is a mystery, and that it is greater than us.


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Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.


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Anon.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.


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Alfred North Whitehead

I will not go so far as to say that to construct a history of thought without profound study of the mathematical ideas of successive epochs is like omitting Hamlet from the play which is named after him. . . But it is certainly analogous to cutting out the part of Ophelia. This simile is singularly exact. For Ophelia is quite essential to the play, she is very charming-- and a little mad.


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Unknown

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.


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Simone de Beauvoir

In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.


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John Milton

The childhood shows the man, As morning shows the day.


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Ayn Rand, Anthem

The secrets of this earth are not for all men to see, but only for those who seek them.


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Bette Davis

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.


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Thomas a Kempis

The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fight than the man who is striving to conquer himself.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Morality is the greatest of all tools for leading mankind by the nose.


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Molana Jalal-e-Din Mohammad Molavi Rumi, the poem Joy at Sudden Disappointment

Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.



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