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Rabbi David Wolpe
Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but the conviction that there is a mystery, and that it is greater than us.
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Steven Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Anon.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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Alfred North Whitehead
I will not go so far as to say that to construct a history of thought without profound study of the mathematical ideas of successive epochs is like omitting Hamlet from the play which is named after him. . . But it is certainly analogous to cutting out the part of Ophelia. This simile is singularly exact. For Ophelia is quite essential to the play, she is very charming-- and a little mad.
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Unknown
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
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Simone de Beauvoir
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
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John Milton
The childhood shows the man, As morning shows the day.
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Ayn Rand, Anthem
The secrets of this earth are not for all men to see, but only for those who seek them.
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Bette Davis
Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.
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Thomas a Kempis
The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fight than the man who is striving to conquer himself.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Morality is the greatest of all tools for leading mankind by the nose.
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Molana Jalal-e-Din Mohammad Molavi Rumi, the poem Joy at Sudden Disappointment
Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.
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