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Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 18
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Plato
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
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Sophia Loren
Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.
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Bessie A. Stanley
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
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Heinrich Heine
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
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Thomas Fuller
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
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Charles Darwin
We must, however, acknowledge as it seems to me, that a man with all his noble qualities...still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.
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Isaac Newton
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
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Sophocles
To know that all is well, even if late will come to know it, is at least some gain.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
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Jules Renard
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 3 scene 1
Et tu, Brute!
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Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
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