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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 17
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Benjamin Disraeli
It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man; that gives to all, however different their political position, passions which are in common, and enjoyments which are universal.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Plunge boldly into the thick of life
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Oscar Wilde
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
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Johann von Goethe
Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.
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Albert Einstein
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
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T. H. White
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else do it wrong without comment.
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Unknown
Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.
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Woody Allen
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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Thales
Know thyself.
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Rene Descartes
The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.
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Gordon B. Hinckley, Standing for Something
Love is the very essence of life.
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Havelock Ellis
The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise in its place.
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