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Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 16
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Jonathan Swift
I row after health like a waterman...
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Paul Valery, Tel Quel 2 (1943)
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
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American Proverb
A contented mind is a continual feast.
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Gladys Taber
We need time to dream, time to remember, and time to reach the infinite. Time to be.
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Joel H. Hildebrand
The invention of IQ did a great disservice to creativity in education. ... Individuality, personality, originality, are too precious to be meddled with by amateur psychiatrists whose patterns for a 'wholesome personality' are inevitably their own.
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Mother Theresa
Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness.
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Sheila Graham
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.
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William E. Channing
It is chiefly through books that we enjoy intercourse with superior minds, and these invaluable means of communication are in the reach of all. In the best books, great men talk to us, give us their most precious thoughts, and pour their souls into ours.
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Alphonse Karr
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
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Carl Schurz
Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
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Albert Einstein
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign
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CaddyShack
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.
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