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Marquis de Sade
I have supported my deviations with reasons I did not stop at mere doubt I have vanquished, I have uprooted, I have destroyed everything in my heart that might have interfered with my pleasure.
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Thomas Jefferson
Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
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Voltaire, Zadig
It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one.
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Hunter S. Thompson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Henry Stimson
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
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Rodney Dangerfield
Life is just a bowl of pits.
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George Frost Kennan
Not only the studying and writing of history but also the honoring of it both represent affirmations of a certain defiant faith-a desperate, unreasoning faith, if you will-but faith nevertheless in the endurance of this threatened world-faith in the total essentiality of historical continuity.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, 'How dull is the world today' Nowadays he says, 'What a dull newspaper'
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Theodore Roosevelt
It is not the critic that counts not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or the doer of deeds could have them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the Arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood who strives valiantly who errs and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming but he who does actually strive to do the deed who knows the great devotion who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls, who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Margaret Anderson
In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person.
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Leon Blum
The free man is he who does not fear to go to the end of his thought.
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Lewis Lew Wallace
One is never more on trial than in the moment of excessive good fortune.
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