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Blaise Pascal
All the miseries of mankind come from one thing, not knowing how to remain alone.
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Peter Brodie
What is important-what lasts-in another language is not what is said but what is written. For the essence of an age, we look to its poetry and its prose, not its talk shows.
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Plato
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
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Bible, New Testament, I Thessalonians
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
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George Santayana, Little Essays (1920) "Ideal Immortality"
The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it.
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Edward Abbey
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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Sy Parrish, One Hour Photo
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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T. S. Eliot
I take as metaphysical poetry that in which what is ordinarily apprehensible only by thought is brought within the grasp of feeling, or that in which what is ordinarily only felt is transformed into thought without ceasing to be feeling.
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Isaac Asimov, Second Foundation - First Speaker
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.
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John Tierney, Esquire, August 1981
We can begin by noting that the body prefers to keep itself alive.
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Samuel Butler
Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
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Mark Twain
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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