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Edward Gibbon
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
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Jordan, Robert
Duty is heavier than a mountain, death lighter than a feather.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
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Andrew H. Malcolm
The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other.
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Eugene E. Brussell
A fanatic is one compelled to action by the need to find a strong meaning in life. The fanatic determines for himself what role he is to play in life, and his intense devotion to a cause is the means.
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Horace
To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him.
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Jimmy Swaggart
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
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Author Unknown
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. You cannot escape the results of your thoughts.
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Adele Brookman
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life.
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John Walter
How frequently the last time comes and we do not know.
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George Eliot
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
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Peter De Vries
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
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