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John Lancaster Spalding
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
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Clarence Darrow
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
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Marie Henri Beyle
One can acquire everything in solitude - except character.
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Ernest Hemingway
But did thee feel the earth move?
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Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.
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Doris Lessing
Laughter is by definition healthy.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority; it is the highest summit of art and life.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
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Sophocles, Oedpius Rex
O generations of men, how I count you as equal with those who live not at all!
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Seneca
Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
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Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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