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Anon.
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
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Arab Proverb
Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
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J. R .R. Tolkien
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
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Aristotle
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is slow-ripening fruit.
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Henry David Thoreau
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
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William Ralph Inge
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
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Germain G. Glidden
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't talk much.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are two classes of poets - the poets by education and practice, these we respect; and poets by nature, these we love.
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Cato the Elder
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
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Henry Commager
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
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Samuel Butler
I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.
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John Bradford, Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins
There but for the grace of God go I.
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