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Henry Ward Beecher
What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose.
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Augustus Octavius
Practice, the master of all things.
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Thomas Carlyle
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
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Kahlil Gibran
I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist till the end of time, for my being has no end.
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Mata Hari
The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word.
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Adam Smith
People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices.
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Titus Maccius Plautus, Trinummus
Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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W. Somerset Maugham
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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US Declaration of Independence
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
Action to be effective must be directed to clearly conceived ends.
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John Greenleaf Whittier
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these 'It might have been'
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The shades of night were falling fast,As though an Alpine village passedA youth, who bore, 'mid snow and ice,A banner with the strange device,ExcelsiorHis brow was sad his eye beneath,Flashed like a falchion from its sheath,And like a silver clarion rungThe accents of that unknown tongue,Excelsior
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