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Melvin Fitting
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that's only one man's opinion.
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Saint Augustine
We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices themselves underfoot.
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Harold Abelson
If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether X is an integer or a real number, we can begin to focus on programming as a source of ideas.
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Michel de Montaigne
I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire if I can.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Nothing is beautiful, only man on this piece of navety rests all aesthetics, it is the first truth of aesthetics. Let us immediately add its second nothing is ugly but degenerate man-the domain of aesthetic judgment is therewith defined.
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Theodore Parker
Who escapes duty, avoids a gain.
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Bertrand Russell
What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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J. W. Fulbright
In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects.
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John Dryden
Look around the habitable world, how few Know their own good, or knowing it, pursue.
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Jeremy Taylor
Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
No Voice; but oh! the silence sank like music on my heart.
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