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Humorous Random Quotes and Sayings - 85
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Woodrow Wilson
You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.
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Mia Hamm
The power of the mind is an incredible thing, one that can never be underestimated.
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Albert Einstein
I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb. Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the Earth might be killed, but enough men capable of thinking, and enough books, would be left to start again, and civilization could be restored.
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Anonymous
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.
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Sir Arthur Eddington, The Philosophy of Physical Science
The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
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Menander, Monostikoi (Single Lines)
The man who runs may fight again.
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Gloria Steinem
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
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Adela Rogers St. Johns
God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.
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Thomas Tusser
For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next as a pearl in the world they do shine, For the next trim beauty beginneth to swerve, For the next matrons or drudges they serve, For the next doth crave a staff for a stay, For the next a bier to fetch them away.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
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Andy Warhol
Art is anything you can get away with.
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James Agee
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
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