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Saul David Alinsky
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics of when to go to bed he who fears corruption fears life.
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James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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Nikita Khrushchev
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.
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Dutch
An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains.
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Elbert Hubbard
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
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Bertrand Russell
Nothing of importance is ever achieved without discipline. I feel myself sometimes not wholly in sympathy with some modern educational theorists, because I think that they underestimate the part that discipline plays. But the discipline you have in your life should be one determined by your own desires and your own needs, not put upon you by society or authority.
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John Trudell
Class is material consumed.
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William Thayer Shedd
Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes no position will not sway the human intellect.
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sendmail ruleset 3 comment from DEC.
One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to bring them all and in the darkness rewrite the hell out of them
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Alfred North Whitehead
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
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Roger
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
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Francis Bacon
In charity there is no excess.
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