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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Short Quotes - 177

Cree Indian Prophecy

Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river has been poisoned
Only when the last fish has been caught
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.


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Jean Jacques Rousseau

Accent is the soul of language it gives to it both feeling and truth.


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Lynda Barry

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.


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Albert Einstein

As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable.


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Bertolt Brecht

For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him.


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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 20, 2003

I don’t think anyone can DO anything that would make him worthy of love. Love is a gift and cannot be earned. It can only be given.


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Pam Brown

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.


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Alan Paton, Cry the Beloved Country

Fear is a journey, a terrible journey, but sorrow is at least an arriving.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.


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Marchioness Townsend

Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas.


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Seneca

While the fates permit, live happily life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned.


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Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A goal without a plan is just a wish.



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